bday and results!!!

hey ppl!!!

how're you all feeling after cny??? hope you all had a great time celbrating. i know i did. i mean i collected a lot of ang paus! i even gambled for the first time. won quite alot from my dad too. hehe! even my brother did.

i also went out with devon, nic, my brother and my sister to pyramid. we went to watch 'Valentine's Day'... it was funny and painful. why??? cuz our seats were right in front and we had to strain our necks! ouch betul...!!

anyways, it is the end of aother month and the beginning of march soon. my bday is just around the corner!!! sois my best friend, darren's. his is just 5 days before mine. and its funny cuz i'm only.

the bad news is that my results are coming out!! no!!!!!!!!!!! its 3 days after my bday. thank god i get to enjoy my bday first. lol!

oh before i forget.. congrats yto all stpm students who got their results. hope you all achieved what you wanted!

well, thats all for now. i have nothing much to talk already. haha!

to all march babies,,, happy bday to us!!

to all spm candidates yuear 2009, good luck with our results!!!!

ciao.

XOXO <3

law of attraction

"Experimenting with a magnet brought the law of attraction to life for 

me... positives attract, and negatives repel.

When people allow fear, worry, doubt, indecision and other forms of 

negative thinking to determine the direction of their mental

attitude, they shut off the positive power of their magnets."

Joke Of the Day (TWO GHOSTS!) Take A Break .....

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st Ghost: How u died?

2nd Ghost: I died of cold.


1st Ghost: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

2nd Ghost: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.


1st Ghost: You're so pityful....

2nd Ghost: How about you? How did u die?


1st Ghost: I died from heart attack.

2nd Ghost: I see, why did u have a heart attack?


1st Ghost: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and  searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd Ghost: Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us will be alive

EVE OF CNY

hey...

 today was a rather tiring day for me. i finally cleaned up my messy bedroom. all my highschool and reference book is finally either going to be recycled or has been giveen to my sister. my room looks so clean and tidy now! i wonder how long i can keep this up. lol.

 actually, my whole house was cleaned today. even my brother came over to help. i actually got him to mop the house for me. hehe! thanks kor! I LOVE YOU!!!! it was like spring cleaning for my family.

 unfortunately though, i missed going out with some friends today. it's my mum's birthday. not forgetting wilson's and peter's too! w-o-w! 3 people i know has the same birthday.

 anyways, i hope i get to see a certain someone soon. i really miss that person lots. haha! you know who you are!

 cny starts tomorrow and i get to see some old friends that i havent seen since xmas. at least that makes me excited.

 to be honest, this year has not been all that good for me. and somehow, i dont feel like clebrating much. with GOD's grace though, i hope it will improve.

 well, i dont wanna bore you with my dramas. or rather soap operas actually. lol. hope you all enjoy your week!

 HAPPY CHINESE NEW YER TO YOU ALL!

 P.S. I'm looking forward to receiving ang paus from all of you. hehe.

 ciao.

XOXO <3

randomness

hey ppl!!!

 sorry so long didnt update. haha. been real bz wit stuff in church. guess wat??? i got picked to be a part of the core team. its nice to be involved once again in jym after taking a year off.

 i m also teaching ss(sunday school) in church. though i asked for a secondary class, i got stucked with a standard 2 class! it isn't so bad though. i meant the first week. the children are all so cute! but the saying "dont judge a book by its cover" is so true. after the first two weeks, the kids finally started making friends with each other. but they also stated making havoc in class. it is like a market there. to quote one of my co-teacher.. she always asked the kids, "is this a market selling fish and chicken???" haha! they're real terrifying 'monsters'! but deep down, they're all very nice and sweet. after every sunday, i keep wishing i didnt teach. but as the week comes, i find myself looking forward to teaching these lil monsters. they're really an awesome class.

 nothing much exciting is happening in my life now though. cny is just this weekend. can get lots of money.

 welcome home to dev too. although its only for a few days. too bad i cant go out with you tomorrow(saturday). cuz its my mum's birthday too. and family is always first. haha. btw, you look really cute with crew cut hair and wearing the ns uniform. hehehe!!

 i guess thats all for now.

 HAPPY CHINESSE NEW YEAR TO ALL!

 HAPPY VALENTINES!! <3

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MUMMY, WILSON, AND PETER (ALL THEIR BDAY IS ON THE SAME DAY!) AS WELL AS TO ALL FEBRUARY BABIES!! GOD BLESS ALWAYS!!!

 ciao!

 XOXO

panda therapy!

 Mum? Can you come and get me down now?



I'm not coming out.
You'll have to come in and get me.




On the count of three.... lift! 
 


Betcha can't see me..... 
 

Oops!   Slight miscalculation.
 

You go.  I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit.
 


It wasn't me! I didn't steal this bamboo shoot!
It was just sitting here, I swear it!



I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom.



Pardon me but do you have a napkin?  



Paparazzi!   Could we have a little privacy please?
 


Dear Martha Stewart:
I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy butt...
 


Shhhh!    I'm reviewing...


I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me?


I'm sure there's a way out somewhere.
I saw an ant go this way yesterday.
 

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...


Pandas looking for lost earrings....


Absolutely nothing accomplished.
The perfect day for a panda...

SOME LOGICAL THOUGHTS AND STATEMENTS

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students : If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Well done is better than well said .
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
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Where there is a WILL, there is a WAY, Where there is MONEY, there are many WAYS.
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Where there is MONEY, there are many FRIENDS and RELATIVES.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

DONT MESS WITH THEM!

A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding....
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one..
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please..

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


Don't Mess With Mature Ladies